God's Journal Entry #26: My Return Policy
Today I was the God of
Arnold, Sweinstein and Finkleton.
They asked me for better names
And I told them I was sorry
For giving them lame parents,
But once a name is named
Then there’s no name-backs -
Well what happens if I have a receipt?
Asked Finkleton.
Who do you think I am?
I roared and smote him with
Lightening.
Arnold and Sweinstein kept
Their mouths shut for the
Rest of the day.
Blessings, blessings,
Blessings, I told them.
Arnold, Sweinstein and Finkleton.
They asked me for better names
And I told them I was sorry
For giving them lame parents,
But once a name is named
Then there’s no name-backs -
Well what happens if I have a receipt?
Asked Finkleton.
Who do you think I am?
I roared and smote him with
Lightening.
Arnold and Sweinstein kept
Their mouths shut for the
Rest of the day.
Blessings, blessings,
Blessings, I told them.
posted by Jean Lee at
1:31 PM
2 Comments:
This one is my favorite so far (except for maybe the mice). I was thinking about it today and laughing.
I was reciting this to people all day. :)
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